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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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vegetafanatic00001:

*sigh* I wish. #advice #tumblr #s3x #relationship #yeah posted 2 hours ago / 3,793 notes / reblog

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

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lightlikeafeatherflies:

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tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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dicksucked:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

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fineapplepizza:

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

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curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

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